You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
