Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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