Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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