I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Is her dick bigger than yours?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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