in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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