The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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