If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
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girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
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I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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