We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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