i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
with your own penis?
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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