I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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