bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
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dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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