only if we run a train.
done.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
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