his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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