So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
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We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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