other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
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Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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