it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
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I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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