problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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