so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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