Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
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Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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