shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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