it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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