a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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