hotel room ftw
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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