Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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