this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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