Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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