I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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