All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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