That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
We don't watch enough power rangers
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
