Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Randomize
