Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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