Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Let's get the cat blown out
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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