Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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