By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
You smell like stripper and shame
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Randomize
