I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
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You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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