on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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