I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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