Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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