Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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