you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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