Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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