dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Everyone says I win the strip club
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