There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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