Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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