I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
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you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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