Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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