pedialite and red bull = repair kit
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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