I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
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Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
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So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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