About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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