great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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