im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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