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  Why are you such a perv today?

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  This is a lot to handle

  (313): View more from Michigan

  Oh shh

  (586): View more from Michigan

  I'm kidding you prude take a joke

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  (586): Why are you such a perv today? (586): This is a lot to handle (313): Oh shh (586): I'm kidding you prude take a joke http://tfl.nu/ucrc
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  (410): View more from Maryland

  She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.

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  (410): She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on. http://tfl.nu/tb1p
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  (765): View more from Indiana

  well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.

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  (765): well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too. http://tfl.nu/2o1v
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  (303): View more from Colorado

  it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol

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  (303): it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol http://tfl.nu/7ss1
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  (815): View more from Illinois

  my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward

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  (815): my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward http://tfl.nu/w58u
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  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  oh god was she eating orange peels again

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  (508): oh god was she eating orange peels again http://tfl.nu/g701
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  (769): View more from Mississippi

  He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking

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  (769): He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking http://tfl.nu/ylhe
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  (404): View more from Georgia

  STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...

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  (404): STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing... http://tfl.nu/ooo5
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  (612): View more from Minnesota

  Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.

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  (612): Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement. http://tfl.nu/cvtk
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  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.

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  (724): Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is. http://tfl.nu/p6ee
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  (574): View more from Indiana

  I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??

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  (574): I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat?? http://tfl.nu/1o4f
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  (847): View more from Illinois

  He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...

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  (847): He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose... http://tfl.nu/uj3n
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  (240): View more from Maryland

  Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?

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  (240): Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo? http://tfl.nu/e1ex
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  (229): View more from Georgia

  What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?

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  (229): What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid? http://tfl.nu/caoi
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  (518): View more from New York

  currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"

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  (518): currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride" http://tfl.nu/puls
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