Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.