So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
make that 40.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog