After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
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And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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