Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Less talking, more tequila
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
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Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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