it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
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